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Last Updated: Jan 10th, 2011 - 11:11:15

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Oil Shortage Oversight Joke
By Unknown
Apr 20, 2008, 13:08 PST



Image by AZ Rainman (rainmaker)
A lot of folks can't understand how we came to have an oil shortage here in our country.

Well, there's a very simple answer:
Nobody bothered to check the oil.
We just didn't know we were getting low.
The reason for that is purely geographical.

Our OIL is located in
  • Alaska

  • California

  • Coastal Florida

  • Coastal Louisiana

  • Kansas

  • Oklahoma

  • Pennsylvania and

  • Texas

    Our DIPSTICKS are located in Washington,DC!

    Any Questions ???

    NO? I didn't Think So...




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